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Lars Ulrich's death wish: metallica v their fans

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Lars Ulrich's death wish: metallica v their fans
by Robert Sterling - October 18, 2000


Looking at Metallica now, it's hard to believe they were once really cool. Three thrashing albums (Kill 'Em All; Ride The Lightning; Master Of Puppets) earned a cult following with the zit-faced stoner set. The heavy metal quartet released . . .And Justice For All, which hit top ten in 1988 without radio airplay. They finally received MTV rotation with the epic anti-war song One (based on Dalton Trumbo's novel Johnny Got His Gun.) They hit paydirt in 1991: Metallica's eponymous disc (dubbed The Black Album) hit number one and earned Diamond certification for sales exceeding 10 million copies. Suddenly, Metallica were rock gods, winning the prestigious honor of having their name plastered on cartoon hero Beavis' t-shirt.

In 1996, they released Load (short for Load of Shit), and are now relegated to pathetic gimmicks like recording with an orchestra to sell records.

Making music that sucks is one thing: viciously biting the hand that feeds you is worse - a business move which brings to mind Metallica's ode to suicide, Fade to Back. When Metallica recorded I Disappear for the Mission: Impossible 2 film soundtrack, outraged members discovered six different versions of the unfinished, derivative song available via Napster (makers of Internet file-sharing software which drastically eases MP3 files transfer). They hired lawyer Howard King, and filed for copyright violations.

The case has some merits: Napster is not some noble non-profit cooperative, but a well-funded corporate machine that wants to become a billion dollar name brand, an Amazon.com for the music industry. If they want to play, they will have to pay. Usage of their network to transfer songs is profiteering without compensation, whatever their unconvincing denials claim.

Would-be cyber titans making IPO gold from trading pop catalogs is not the same as fans wanting to share digitized versions of Enter Sandman. Yet, in their self-destructive vendetta, Metallica has gone after fans. On May 3rd, 2000, drummer Lars Ulrich, personally hand-delivered to Napster a list of over 300 000 Napster users who allegedly traded Metallica MP3 files (another 300 000 names were delivered on May 18th, 2000). Dropped from Napster's service due to supposed copyright violation (having Metallica's tracks on their computers), 30 000 inconvenienced fans disputed charges and were reinstated, or signed on under another name.

The vast majority of fans already owned the songs via the original albums, or downloaded them out of curiosity. Assuming any serious portion of the 300 000 had cheated Metallica out of any money is pretty silly. Considering their immense wealth, Metallica is hardly a sympathetic victim of alleged thievery.
During an online chat session with rapidly dwindling fans, Lars urged Congress to stop MP3-swapping services like Napster "before this whole Internet thing runs amok." This comment reveals a bigger agenda: the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) attempts to suppress anything it views as competition, frightened that MP3 makes them music food chain deadweight.

Ironically, evidence is clear that MP3 and Napster helps the music business, which had albums by 'N SYNC, Britney Spears and Eminem sell over a million copies. Eminem's tracks were top Napster downloads: the entire album was available before its release, resulting in first week sales of 1.76 million. This is similar to how Metallica became a bloated corporate rock empire: encouraging fan-to-fan tape bootlegging in their early days, word of mouth rather than huge marketing campaigns. Instead of whining about being gypped by fans uneager to buy their dinosaur rock, how about making music people actually would like to buy? Nah, that'd be way too difficult!
Metallica hurt itself far more than Napster ever could: an anti-Metallica backlash has arisen. Fans feel betrayed by a band that has lost touch with its listeners, rock music's number one no-no. When Newsweek terms you as "Cyber Narcs," your days are numbered.


Notes:

Chuck D: 'Gotta Share The Tunes'
In this Wired News article (October 18th, 1999) by Christopher Jones, Chuck D. perceptively praises MP3: "What you've got is not an eradication of the middleman, but a balancing out . . .everybody will have to share a little bit more."


Napster's Shawn Fanning: The Teen Who Woke Up Web Music
A revealing Business Week magazine interview with the 19-year-old behind the Napster software.


Come On, Eileen
This revealing Salon magazine interview (May 8th, 2000) by Damien Cave is with Napster CEO Eileen Richardson.


RIAA Sues MP3.com
January 22nd, 2000: The recording industry sues the music download site for copyright infringement.


Metallica Rips Napster
April 13th, 2000: The heavy metal artists are the first musicians to sue the software maker and universities for enabling music piracy.


Metallica Sue Napster For Copyright Infringement
April 13th, 2000: Metallica cite Napster and three universities in copyright suit.


Napster Backlash
April 18th, 2000: A once outspoken supporter of the controversial music-swapping software switches his allegiance, as musicians strike back at Napster.


RIAA Wins Suit Against MP3.com
April 28th, 2000: The music site is found liable of copyright infringement for building a database of CDs. MP3.com's CEO says that compared to Napster, they're the good guys. By Brad King.


Metallica Target Napster Users
May 2nd, 2000: Metallica names names.


RIAA 1, Napster 0
May 9th, 2000: Napster lost its first round in court.


Napster Users Get The Boot
May 10th, 2000: Napster terminates the accounts of users accused of trading Metallica's music illegally.


Napster Throw Metallica A Curveball
May 10th, 2000: Napster passes the buck, and Metallica starts looking real bad.


Shut-Out Napster Users Get In
May 11th, 2000: One day after more than 300 000 people where bounced off of the file-trading application, there's plenty of advice and specific directions on how to get back onto Napster.


Napster Backlash Has Begun
May 15th, 2000: After avoiding criticism from music fans, Napster is now being accused of unfairly banning and censoring its users.


Napster May Not Matter Anymore
May 15th, 2000: Napster continues battling the recording industry, Metallica, and angry users who were banned from the service. In the end, the company might be irrelevant.


Napster Fans To Metallica: Prove It
May 16th, 2000: Napster users fight back.


Metallica Sends More Names To Napster
May 19th, 2000: Man, they still haven't learned . . .


Offspring Turn Tables On Napster, Selling T-Shirts Without Permission
June 2nd, 2000: How to top someone at their own game. What is Napster going to due, sue Offspring for copyright infringement?




Metallica's Anti-Napster Crusade Inspires Backlash
June 2nd, 2000: It's getting pretty ugly now. Listen to Motley Crue's Nikki Sixx on Metallica: "Pigs get fat and hogs get slaughtered, and I think Metallica's hogs. They make enough off T-shirts and concert events and other forms of corporation. I think that it's not acceptable behavior for an artist to do that to their fans." Which is why the Crue still doesn't suck.


Madonna Single 'Leaked' Online
June 2nd, 2000: After hearing her version of 'American Pie', why would anyone care?


Napster Shares The Wealth
June 6th, 2000: Napster and The Offspring announce a face-saving compromise deal.


PayLars.com
A Metallica parody site that "gives Metallica fans the chance to make a donation to the band to make up for all the revenue the band thinks it's losing to online MP3 trading."


MetallicaSucks.com
How many ways can you insult Metallica on the net? Let's see, one . . .


BoycottMetallica.org
Two . . .


Metallicaisgreedy.com
Three . . .


Metallica Sucks Ass
Four . . .


Screwlars.com
Five . . .


World's First Official Metallica Sucks Page
Six . . .


Headbangers Against Metallica
Seven . . .


Asshole Of The Month: Lars Ulrich
Nine . . .


ScrewMetallica.org
Ten . . .


Zeropaid.com
Eleven . . .


Napster Of Puppets
Twelve . . .


OurLetter.org: An Open Letter About The Revolution
Thirteen . . .


Metallica's Integrity: For Sale
Fourteen . . .


Five Faces Of Metallica
Fifteen . . .


Napster 209
Sixteen . . .


Encyclopedia Brown Parody
Seventeen . . .


SubtleHint.com
Eighteen . . .


The Metallica Manifesto
Nineteen . . .


Metallicster
Twenty . . .


Fade To Black Metallica
Twenty one . . .


Kid Rock Starves To Death: MP3 Piracy Blamed
Twenty two . . .


MetallicaBlows.com
Twenty three . . .


MetallicaSucks Webring
Twenty four . . .


Gnutallica
Twenty five . . .


Master Of Profits
Twenty six . . .


Another Lost Fan
Twenty seven . . .


Boycott Metallica
Twenty eight . . .


The Silence Of The Sheep
Twenty nine . . .


MetallicaSux Inc
Thirty . . .


Big A's F*ck Metallica Site
Thirty one . . .


Screw Metallica
Thirty two . . .


Bye, Bye Lars MP3 Song
Thirty three . . .


$ueLar$.com
Thirty four . . .


If Lars Ulrich Had Founded America
Thirty five . . .


. . .And Justice For None
Thirty six . . .


Lawyerallica
Thirty seven . . .


Cunt Of The Month: Metallica Drummer Lars Ulrich
Thirty eight . . .


Metallica Narcs
Thirty nine . . .


Ten Reasons Why Metallica Can't Score
Forty . . .


Metallica Fuck
Forty one . . .


User Friendly On Metallica's PR
Forty two . . .


Troma Boy
Forty three . . .


Fuck Lars
Forty four . . .


Metallisux
Forty five . . .


Pay Lars To Shut Up
Forty six . . .


Free The Metallica 600 000?
Forty seven . . .


Where Does The Greed End?
Forty eight . . .


Metalligreed
Forty nine . . .


F.U. Award: Metallica
Fifty . . .


Mr. T Versus Metallica
Fifty one . . .


Hotlick: Metallica
Fifty two . . .


FuckYouLars.com
Fifty three . . .


BoycottMetallica.com
Fifty four . . .


Kill Metallica
Whoa! Chill out, dudes. I think you're overreacting a bit!


Lars Ulrich Sucks
From The Konformist, written by Parascope's Ruffin Prevost. Made Yahoo's Op-Ed page on digital music. Perhaps the first op-ed to appear which opens with a line like "Clearly, Lars Ulrich (and cronies) are sucking Satan's cock."


Camp Chaos: Metallica vs. Napster
Hilarious animated video that mocks Lars and his pals.


Camp Chaos: MetalliGREED
The voices of Motley Crue star in another fine animated Metallica spoof.


Napster
The company at the center of the first big Internet battle of the 21st century.


Mp3.com
The other Web site battling the RIAA.


Gnutella
This site indicates that ultimately, Metallica and the RIAA will lose. If it isn't Napster or MP3, sooner or later, there will be just too many options for the recording industry to fight.


The Official Metallica Website
Hear their side of the story.


Recording Industry Association Of America
The evil empire of music.


Yahoo! Digital
Online music, broadcasts, on-demand video, and more.


Downloading The Future: The MP3 Revolution: The End Of The Industry As We Know It
This LA Weekly article (March 26th, 1999) by Jonathan Vankin of Conspire.com fame shows him, as usual, way ahead of the journalism crowd.


Metallica Chat Transcript
The band faces its fans. A revealing quote from Lars: "Thanks for your support and for the doubters out there, Metallica will carry on for the next 20 years, whether your along for the ride or not, that's your problem, not ours."


Wired News: MP3 Rocks The Web
Wired News page for the MP3 battle.


Rapstation: Lars vs. Chuck D
From Rapstation: Public Enemy's Chuck D & Lars on the Charlie Rose Show (May 12th, 2000), in which the two musicians squared off over the Napster contoversy.


Ice-T Interview
Ice-T on the Napster woes from ZDNet. He perceptively notes that both Metallica and Dr. Dre have the same lawyer, and suggests they've been suckered into the lawsuit for supposed money that isn't there.


Metallica/Napster
Salon's Metallica/Napster newspage.


Cognitive Dissident: John Perry Barlow On Napster
Cyber-libertarian John Perry Barlow puts in his views on the battle.